Why My Spirit Animal is a Tortoise

And why I might have already been one

And why I might have already been one

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As a kid, I wanted to be a gorilla because I thought I looked like one. I was born with a physical disability called (for short) upper PFFD. It causes really short thigh bones, but everything else is normal. If you’ve ever seen Hank’s dad on King of the Hill, you’re cl…